A new start

Hello dear reader,
or should I say good day? Well what's it to be? Come on I have not got all day.Well to be honest I have as I am a lazy sort.I do some work nothing I care to talk about though, putting the holes in polo mints is a strange and repetitive way to make a living, and I am sick of hearing how no one like the way the middles taste, it's not my recipe I just follow instructions.
I am looking for work I trained as a wax on wax off karate kid trainer but openings are rare and kept for the select few in the know.
Any way this is the first of many I hope, I will not make a lot of sense to begin but perhaps some may like to read this tapping from a keyboard.
I was going to talk about sex, politics and religion but no one seemed to be interested so I will leave it for now.
Now cats are funny things, I don't mean that they tell jokes or amusing stories,one or two of them have a funny tail,but they are the sort you never meet on a long bus ride home.
I will finish for the now here and I will return soon.