A big disapointment and scary science 21st century style

II was just thinking how well I was looking. Considering that I am getting on a bit, a real hansom fellow really, and then I got the new glasses. The illusion was smashed to atoms.


Stuff the optician!! I was happy living in a world where I had no wrinkles, grey hair and yellow teeth. But this would explain why I have been chatting up so many ladies who turned out to be lesbians, a heterosexual red blooded female would never brush a looker like me off.

I also read a blog by the woman who plays Mrs.Doyle in Fr.Ted, She was saying her friend confused eggs for a dairy product. She thought this was funny, but I think this is understandable.

I saw an item on Wakypedia about genetic manipulation and modification. Did you know that in a lab in Monaghan Town, County Monaghan, Ireland, scientist have been researching putting bovine d.n.a into chickens? The idea being to cut down on plastics used to make individual servings of milk and cream. Just think about it you get your beverage tea or coffee. Instead of a pot of milk or cream with a pull of lid you have a self contained egg that you just crack over your drink to add milk.

The result,is known as the west “Monaghan milking chicken”. I know this sounds like more Frankenstein food scare stories, but it was a published paper so it must be true. The article gave a lot of detail of how a side effect of the mixing was to increases the chicken’s size to that of a large goat. Also the birds had large teeth that they used to fight with each other and bite the people who feed and clean them. The solution is as horrible as can only be imagined by a Daily Mail reader; vets smash them out with ball peine hammers. The cruel swine do this with out giving any pain relief to the milking chickens just to save money. This money was then spent on drink and drugs to assuage the guilt felt by these people.

I did read a Face book group was being formed but it had to wait until the locals had come back from the shops as the needed more pitch forks and those long sticks with burning ends that they use to light the way to where ever they have to get to day or night.