Am I reaching a wide and varied public?
Probably not in the right place.I have viewed some of the other stuff here and mine is a bit to harsh and stupid.I call as I see it.I can't help it if every thing is twisted and perverted.
Oscar Wilde said, "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars".
Well we are still all in the same gutter but not all of us are looking up, most are face down, arse up, getting a royal shafting from celebrity culture.
First getting well lubed up by the mass media,using the oil like shit of Britain's Got Talent,X Factor,Big brother et al.
Us gutter dwellers think we have a voice in the whole thing, a vote cast by phone counted by the faceless, who collect the price of the call and use the revenue to keep the gutter slippery with more slime, making it impossible to stand up or even turn over to save the bum hole from more abuse.Sad times we live in friend.
Shagged and lied to, given choices that are no real choice,by the same people who are bought with the same wages paid by the same vested interests.
On a happier note.............
I watched TV the other day. The happy jolly smiley fellow got on to the subject of under pants and guessing what colour people wore.
looking at him I bet he has the multi-hue show biz Varity, you know the y-fronts that start pure white and unmarked. After a short but busy time you soon find a brown tire track on the back and a map of India in yellow on the front.The sides and waste band being patterned with greasy finger marks in a pleasing group of four with a thumb print inside.
Stretched and ragged from being torn and ripped off to work up the ladder of fame and fortune.
Monday, 19 April 2010
Thursday, 8 April 2010
More Bollocks to scare you and keep you in your place!!
The jobs worth's are at it again,making mountains out of mole hills.Have a read of the link in the last post and see what you think. I lived in London during the IRA bombing campaigns and was near enough to hear 2 of them explode.
Yes we had security( Met Police mainly. I will have a rant about the problem of the security industry soon) industry workers making the most of the situation but common sense kept a lid on them.Though I bet the overtime bills where horrendous.They milk it for all it's worth when they get a chance.
But a couple of fighter jets a squad of air marshals, and keeping the passengers for over an hour,becuse they happened to be travelling on the same jet as a stupid,selfish, arsehole with the willpower of a starving dog in a sausage factory.Who just had to light up a cancer stick in the crapper. I hate smoking at the best of times.Have a good look at some one actually doing the deed,how mad they look, putting a paper tube of dry brown minced up leaves in their smelly stained lips, burning one end, heaving a chest full of reeking fumes into lungs that really do not need this,and then blowing it out into the air that everyone else has to breath.
Now I know smoker say they have the right to do this,how it is up to them how they spend their time,their money, how it's their body they are harming,how they understand the risks of cancer and other disease,if it was not for the fact that the knob heads blow the smoke out I would agree with them,let them kill themselves, they can die in pain and fear, have lumps cut from them, spend the last few years of life sucking oxygen from a tank,unable to breath,not able to get to the toilet,crapping in a bucket hidden under the seat of a metal and plastic chair, going blue trying to stand. In and out of hospital every few days.
I have seen it 1st hand,lived it with family (father) who would not stop smoking,
look where you are, dead that's where, in a cold wet hole years before you should be,missed by all,especially the tobacco merchants who got fat livings from you.
I survived cancer,I am not a smoker myself, but stuck with a bunch of the twats in work and other public places. I have a beef with 2nd hand fumes.This is my real hate,if smokers just swallowed the filth and not spread it around then I would just let them get on with it, no big deal, but they just puff away oblivious to stink and harm.
Now if I took to walking around with large buckets of mixed dog,cat, pig and human poos mixed with stale urine,that I sprayed as a fine brown mist ,say with a garden chemical spray,you know, I bet they may object
.Leaving small piles and puddles of the stuff in dishes on tables where they eat and drink,people would think I was being unreasonable.
Or if I stood just outside exits and doors pumping the air full of this foul mixture so that everyone who needs to pass has no choice but to go through the stench breathing it in,smelling up hair,clothes and personal items,litter the path with the ends of turds and pools of piss, how long would anyone put up with this,I would be lucky not to get locked up,stabbed or drowned in my own bucket of stinking piddle and dung.
Now on top of all the other harm bone head smokers do the security industry uses them to put the frighteners on the gullible.Yes ,as I say he is a dick head for smoking but keep it in perspective.It's time to stand up and say enough,stop now.Do you truly want to end terror and make the world a safer place.Sort out what turns people to use violence,educate and empower the oppressed,make the world better for all.
Anyway this was a bit to serious for me,but sometimes you got to rant at the madness going on and perhaps someone will listen,maybe agree or disagree, what ever they think is the best for them, but talking is as good a place to begin as any.
Here in the UK we are going to have a month of lying shysters selling bullshit by the ton .This so called election. I listen to the spouting's of the elites who wish to rule. I am stumped to see any difference between the lot of them.Put them all in a room ,cover them with a bag of flour listen to what they say, you will not tell labor from Tory.
The only interest who gets a say here is the one giving the greedy arseholes money,is this good for the country? Pandering to those with enough money to buy influence from the corrupt? The only way to get a government for the whole country is for the bills to be paid by the whole country.THEN WE MAY SEE SOME FAIRNESS IN TAX AND EDUCATION,HEALTH AND EMPLOYMENT.Good luck trying to get this,more chance of a bull having a litter of calves from a dolphin/ unicorn/ fairy .
Yes we had security( Met Police mainly. I will have a rant about the problem of the security industry soon) industry workers making the most of the situation but common sense kept a lid on them.Though I bet the overtime bills where horrendous.They milk it for all it's worth when they get a chance.
But a couple of fighter jets a squad of air marshals, and keeping the passengers for over an hour,becuse they happened to be travelling on the same jet as a stupid,selfish, arsehole with the willpower of a starving dog in a sausage factory.Who just had to light up a cancer stick in the crapper. I hate smoking at the best of times.Have a good look at some one actually doing the deed,how mad they look, putting a paper tube of dry brown minced up leaves in their smelly stained lips, burning one end, heaving a chest full of reeking fumes into lungs that really do not need this,and then blowing it out into the air that everyone else has to breath.
Now I know smoker say they have the right to do this,how it is up to them how they spend their time,their money, how it's their body they are harming,how they understand the risks of cancer and other disease,if it was not for the fact that the knob heads blow the smoke out I would agree with them,let them kill themselves, they can die in pain and fear, have lumps cut from them, spend the last few years of life sucking oxygen from a tank,unable to breath,not able to get to the toilet,crapping in a bucket hidden under the seat of a metal and plastic chair, going blue trying to stand. In and out of hospital every few days.
I have seen it 1st hand,lived it with family (father) who would not stop smoking,
look where you are, dead that's where, in a cold wet hole years before you should be,missed by all,especially the tobacco merchants who got fat livings from you.
I survived cancer,I am not a smoker myself, but stuck with a bunch of the twats in work and other public places. I have a beef with 2nd hand fumes.This is my real hate,if smokers just swallowed the filth and not spread it around then I would just let them get on with it, no big deal, but they just puff away oblivious to stink and harm.
Now if I took to walking around with large buckets of mixed dog,cat, pig and human poos mixed with stale urine,that I sprayed as a fine brown mist ,say with a garden chemical spray,you know, I bet they may object
.Leaving small piles and puddles of the stuff in dishes on tables where they eat and drink,people would think I was being unreasonable.
Or if I stood just outside exits and doors pumping the air full of this foul mixture so that everyone who needs to pass has no choice but to go through the stench breathing it in,smelling up hair,clothes and personal items,litter the path with the ends of turds and pools of piss, how long would anyone put up with this,I would be lucky not to get locked up,stabbed or drowned in my own bucket of stinking piddle and dung.
Now on top of all the other harm bone head smokers do the security industry uses them to put the frighteners on the gullible.Yes ,as I say he is a dick head for smoking but keep it in perspective.It's time to stand up and say enough,stop now.Do you truly want to end terror and make the world a safer place.Sort out what turns people to use violence,educate and empower the oppressed,make the world better for all.
Anyway this was a bit to serious for me,but sometimes you got to rant at the madness going on and perhaps someone will listen,maybe agree or disagree, what ever they think is the best for them, but talking is as good a place to begin as any.
Here in the UK we are going to have a month of lying shysters selling bullshit by the ton .This so called election. I listen to the spouting's of the elites who wish to rule. I am stumped to see any difference between the lot of them.Put them all in a room ,cover them with a bag of flour listen to what they say, you will not tell labor from Tory.
The only interest who gets a say here is the one giving the greedy arseholes money,is this good for the country? Pandering to those with enough money to buy influence from the corrupt? The only way to get a government for the whole country is for the bills to be paid by the whole country.THEN WE MAY SEE SOME FAIRNESS IN TAX AND EDUCATION,HEALTH AND EMPLOYMENT.Good luck trying to get this,more chance of a bull having a litter of calves from a dolphin/ unicorn/ fairy .
Tuesday, 6 April 2010
A big disapointment and scary science 21st century style
II was just thinking how well I was looking. Considering that I am getting on a bit, a real hansom fellow really, and then I got the new glasses. The illusion was smashed to atoms.
Stuff the optician!! I was happy living in a world where I had no wrinkles, grey hair and yellow teeth. But this would explain why I have been chatting up so many ladies who turned out to be lesbians, a heterosexual red blooded female would never brush a looker like me off.
I also read a blog by the woman who plays Mrs.Doyle in Fr.Ted, She was saying her friend confused eggs for a dairy product. She thought this was funny, but I think this is understandable.
I saw an item on Wakypedia about genetic manipulation and modification. Did you know that in a lab in Monaghan Town, County Monaghan, Ireland, scientist have been researching putting bovine d.n.a into chickens? The idea being to cut down on plastics used to make individual servings of milk and cream. Just think about it you get your beverage tea or coffee. Instead of a pot of milk or cream with a pull of lid you have a self contained egg that you just crack over your drink to add milk.
The result,is known as the west “Monaghan milking chicken”. I know this sounds like more Frankenstein food scare stories, but it was a published paper so it must be true. The article gave a lot of detail of how a side effect of the mixing was to increases the chicken’s size to that of a large goat. Also the birds had large teeth that they used to fight with each other and bite the people who feed and clean them. The solution is as horrible as can only be imagined by a Daily Mail reader; vets smash them out with ball peine hammers. The cruel swine do this with out giving any pain relief to the milking chickens just to save money. This money was then spent on drink and drugs to assuage the guilt felt by these people.
I did read a Face book group was being formed but it had to wait until the locals had come back from the shops as the needed more pitch forks and those long sticks with burning ends that they use to light the way to where ever they have to get to day or night.
Stuff the optician!! I was happy living in a world where I had no wrinkles, grey hair and yellow teeth. But this would explain why I have been chatting up so many ladies who turned out to be lesbians, a heterosexual red blooded female would never brush a looker like me off.
I also read a blog by the woman who plays Mrs.Doyle in Fr.Ted, She was saying her friend confused eggs for a dairy product. She thought this was funny, but I think this is understandable.
I saw an item on Wakypedia about genetic manipulation and modification. Did you know that in a lab in Monaghan Town, County Monaghan, Ireland, scientist have been researching putting bovine d.n.a into chickens? The idea being to cut down on plastics used to make individual servings of milk and cream. Just think about it you get your beverage tea or coffee. Instead of a pot of milk or cream with a pull of lid you have a self contained egg that you just crack over your drink to add milk.
The result,is known as the west “Monaghan milking chicken”. I know this sounds like more Frankenstein food scare stories, but it was a published paper so it must be true. The article gave a lot of detail of how a side effect of the mixing was to increases the chicken’s size to that of a large goat. Also the birds had large teeth that they used to fight with each other and bite the people who feed and clean them. The solution is as horrible as can only be imagined by a Daily Mail reader; vets smash them out with ball peine hammers. The cruel swine do this with out giving any pain relief to the milking chickens just to save money. This money was then spent on drink and drugs to assuage the guilt felt by these people.
I did read a Face book group was being formed but it had to wait until the locals had come back from the shops as the needed more pitch forks and those long sticks with burning ends that they use to light the way to where ever they have to get to day or night.
Sunday, 4 April 2010
Saturday, 3 April 2010
Just been reading some other blogs here. Lots of people whingeing about not having a good day
Why worry?
Any day you can pull air into your lungs, eat more than you need to survive, got clean water to drink and have a safe warm place to live and sleep, well you got to be ahead of the game haven't you?
No earthquakes, cyclones or other natural disaster trying to smash you out of being. No massive army bombing or shooting you to atoms, no armed bandits trying to rob rape and murder you.
What’s the big problem, not happy? Unloved? Disrespected by any and all? No money or work?
All of this is crap of the 1st water, easy to sort out, listen, cheer up, love yourself, fork 'em all, they are only snot gobblers, any who cannot see the good in you.
What would you do with loads of money anyway; speaking for myself I would be doing just what I am doing now but with better shoes on and using a softer more absorbent toilet paper.
As for work we all find some some time.
This life is good, well much better than not having one at all.
Well that's my opinion and normally I keep it to myself, being a believer in the maxim that opinions are like Arseholes, in that every one's got one, but you know that if you don't use your arse for what it is built for your guts will explode.Same with the opinion some time you just got to let it run wild and free.Getting back to arseholes fo a moment, there may be some confusion here about what an arse is for.
Just to clear this up I will list what I use mine for in no particular order,
Sitting on,
Pushing waste matter out,
Breaking wind, and for thinking with and talking through
I have heard some like to use it to give themselves pleasure, inserting right on up there various objects, bits of strangers genitals,the odd unlucky small animal,but I cannot say I have ever had the inclination to go in for that activity, but I reckon what a body wants to do with it's own corn hole is between it self and said cornhole.I just hope that they wash hands when they are done.
If you are thinking of taking sodomy up as a hobby or pass time best to stay off the sweet corn and chille beans for a few days beforehand,this will save(so I have been told) embarssing incidents and conversations post arse playtime
Enough for now more latter
Why worry?
Any day you can pull air into your lungs, eat more than you need to survive, got clean water to drink and have a safe warm place to live and sleep, well you got to be ahead of the game haven't you?
No earthquakes, cyclones or other natural disaster trying to smash you out of being. No massive army bombing or shooting you to atoms, no armed bandits trying to rob rape and murder you.
What’s the big problem, not happy? Unloved? Disrespected by any and all? No money or work?
All of this is crap of the 1st water, easy to sort out, listen, cheer up, love yourself, fork 'em all, they are only snot gobblers, any who cannot see the good in you.
What would you do with loads of money anyway; speaking for myself I would be doing just what I am doing now but with better shoes on and using a softer more absorbent toilet paper.
As for work we all find some some time.
This life is good, well much better than not having one at all.
Well that's my opinion and normally I keep it to myself, being a believer in the maxim that opinions are like Arseholes, in that every one's got one, but you know that if you don't use your arse for what it is built for your guts will explode.Same with the opinion some time you just got to let it run wild and free.Getting back to arseholes fo a moment, there may be some confusion here about what an arse is for.
Just to clear this up I will list what I use mine for in no particular order,
Sitting on,
Pushing waste matter out,
Breaking wind, and for thinking with and talking through
I have heard some like to use it to give themselves pleasure, inserting right on up there various objects, bits of strangers genitals,the odd unlucky small animal,but I cannot say I have ever had the inclination to go in for that activity, but I reckon what a body wants to do with it's own corn hole is between it self and said cornhole.I just hope that they wash hands when they are done.
If you are thinking of taking sodomy up as a hobby or pass time best to stay off the sweet corn and chille beans for a few days beforehand,this will save(so I have been told) embarssing incidents and conversations post arse playtime
Enough for now more latter
Thursday, 1 April 2010
my new venture
Hi I have just decided to open a new shop selling healthy veg and giving tips on eating well on a tight budget.
Now I have copyright on this name so please do not use it with out my permmision, McD's and BK I am looking at you so be warned.
I am going to call it "NOW FORK IT INTO YERSELF". I have a range of ready meals for those of you, who like me are single and do not have a lot of time to waste in the kitchen but who still want a tasty and satisfing experence when feeding.This range will be in line with the store name, being sold as
"FORK YERSELF SILLY" with the strap line "GO ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO"
If you are interested in any of my lines or wish to invest please let me know.
Now I have copyright on this name so please do not use it with out my permmision, McD's and BK I am looking at you so be warned.
I am going to call it "NOW FORK IT INTO YERSELF". I have a range of ready meals for those of you, who like me are single and do not have a lot of time to waste in the kitchen but who still want a tasty and satisfing experence when feeding.This range will be in line with the store name, being sold as
"FORK YERSELF SILLY" with the strap line "GO ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO"
If you are interested in any of my lines or wish to invest please let me know.
A new start
Hello dear reader,
or should I say good day? Well what's it to be? Come on I have not got all day.Well to be honest I have as I am a lazy sort.I do some work nothing I care to talk about though, putting the holes in polo mints is a strange and repetitive way to make a living, and I am sick of hearing how no one like the way the middles taste, it's not my recipe I just follow instructions.
I am looking for work I trained as a wax on wax off karate kid trainer but openings are rare and kept for the select few in the know.
Any way this is the first of many I hope, I will not make a lot of sense to begin but perhaps some may like to read this tapping from a keyboard.
I was going to talk about sex, politics and religion but no one seemed to be interested so I will leave it for now.
Now cats are funny things, I don't mean that they tell jokes or amusing stories,one or two of them have a funny tail,but they are the sort you never meet on a long bus ride home.
I will finish for the now here and I will return soon.
or should I say good day? Well what's it to be? Come on I have not got all day.Well to be honest I have as I am a lazy sort.I do some work nothing I care to talk about though, putting the holes in polo mints is a strange and repetitive way to make a living, and I am sick of hearing how no one like the way the middles taste, it's not my recipe I just follow instructions.
I am looking for work I trained as a wax on wax off karate kid trainer but openings are rare and kept for the select few in the know.
Any way this is the first of many I hope, I will not make a lot of sense to begin but perhaps some may like to read this tapping from a keyboard.
I was going to talk about sex, politics and religion but no one seemed to be interested so I will leave it for now.
Now cats are funny things, I don't mean that they tell jokes or amusing stories,one or two of them have a funny tail,but they are the sort you never meet on a long bus ride home.
I will finish for the now here and I will return soon.
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