Friday, 23 July 2010

Saturday, 8 May 2010

This week and the politics of no choice

What a lot of old cods this election has been. looks like the great unwashed and unwise still belive they have a choice in the direction that the world and money travels.
Politics are great if you have enough money to buy a politician or two.You can get to make laws that favour your interests.For king shame if not you get robbed and shagged, but it's by the book so thats ok. Looks like the Greeks workers are not going to accept having to pay for the party enjoyed by the elites, good luck to them.
what's the diffrence between the true blue, throbbing vein in the forehead, rabid tory and the red as a baboon's arsehole labour functionary.Not a thing they just look after the rich dogs arse who pays the bill.
Time for change me thinks.LET NO ONE GIVE MORE THAN £100.00 TO ANY PARTY OR POLITICO.If the politicos take bribes under the table,hang them by the genitals while the public throw shit at them.
Lets get rid of this first pass the post thing to, let's get our leaders by merit and a raffle.
enough for now
good night

Monday, 19 April 2010

Is anyone reading this stuff

Am I reaching a wide and varied public?
Probably not in the right place.I have viewed some of the other stuff here and mine is a bit to harsh and stupid.I call as I see it.I can't help it if every thing is twisted and perverted.
Oscar Wilde said, "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars".
Well we are still all in the same gutter but not all of us are looking up, most are face down, arse up, getting a royal shafting from celebrity culture.
First getting well lubed up by the mass media,using the oil like shit of Britain's Got Talent,X Factor,Big brother et al.
Us gutter dwellers think we have a voice in the whole thing, a vote cast by phone counted by the faceless, who collect the price of the call and use the revenue to keep the gutter slippery with more slime, making it impossible to stand up or even turn over to save the bum hole from more abuse.Sad times we live in friend.
Shagged and lied to, given choices that are no real choice,by the same people who are bought with the same wages paid by the same vested interests.
On a happier note.............

I watched TV the other day. The happy jolly smiley fellow got on to the subject of under pants and guessing what colour people wore.
looking at him I bet he has the multi-hue show biz Varity, you know the y-fronts that start pure white and unmarked. After a short but busy time you soon find a brown tire track on the back and a map of India in yellow on the front.The sides and waste band being patterned with greasy finger marks in a pleasing group of four with a thumb print inside.
Stretched and ragged from being torn and ripped off to work up the ladder of fame and fortune.

Thursday, 8 April 2010

More Bollocks to scare you and keep you in your place!!

The jobs worth's are at it again,making mountains out of mole hills.Have a read of the link in the last post and see what you think. I lived in London during the IRA bombing campaigns and was near enough to hear 2 of them explode.
Yes we had security( Met Police mainly. I will have a rant about the problem of the security industry soon) industry workers making the most of the situation but common sense kept a lid on them.Though I bet the overtime bills where horrendous.They milk it for all it's worth when they get a chance.
But a couple of fighter jets a squad of air marshals, and keeping the passengers for over an hour,becuse they happened to be travelling on the same jet as a stupid,selfish, arsehole with the willpower of a starving dog in a sausage factory.Who just had to light up a cancer stick in the crapper. I hate smoking at the best of times.Have a good look at some one actually doing the deed,how mad they look, putting a paper tube of dry brown minced up leaves in their smelly stained lips, burning one end, heaving a chest full of reeking fumes into lungs that really do not need this,and then blowing it out into the air that everyone else has to breath.
Now I know smoker say they have the right to do this,how it is up to them how they spend their time,their money, how it's their body they are harming,how they understand the risks of cancer and other disease,if it was not for the fact that the knob heads blow the smoke out I would agree with them,let them kill themselves, they can die in pain and fear, have lumps cut from them, spend the last few years of life sucking oxygen from a tank,unable to breath,not able  to get to the toilet,crapping in a bucket hidden under the seat of a metal and plastic chair, going blue trying to stand. In and out of hospital every few days.
I have seen it 1st hand,lived it with family (father) who would not stop smoking,
look where you are, dead that's where, in a cold wet hole years before you should be,missed by all,especially the tobacco merchants who got fat livings from you.



I survived cancer,I am not a smoker myself, but stuck with a bunch of the twats in work and other public places. I have a beef with 2nd hand fumes.This is my real hate,if smokers just swallowed the filth and not spread it around then I would just let them get on with it, no big deal, but they just puff away oblivious to stink and harm.
Now if I took to walking around with large buckets of mixed dog,cat, pig and human poos mixed with stale urine,that I sprayed as a fine brown mist ,say with a garden chemical spray,you know, I bet they may object
.Leaving small piles and puddles of the stuff in dishes on tables where they eat and drink,people would think I was being unreasonable.
Or if I stood just outside exits and doors pumping the air full of this foul mixture so that everyone who needs to pass has no choice but to go through the stench breathing it in,smelling up hair,clothes and personal items,litter the path with the ends of turds and pools of piss, how long would anyone put up with this,I would be lucky not to get locked up,stabbed or drowned in my own bucket of stinking piddle and dung.



Now on top of all the other harm bone head smokers do the security industry uses them to put the frighteners on the gullible.Yes ,as I say he is a dick head for smoking but keep it in perspective.It's time to stand up and say enough,stop now.Do you truly want to end  terror and make the world a safer place.Sort out what turns people to use violence,educate and empower the oppressed,make the world better for all.



Anyway this was a bit to serious for me,but sometimes you got to rant at the madness going on and perhaps someone will listen,maybe agree or disagree, what ever they think is the best for them, but talking is as good a place to begin as any.



Here in the UK we are going to have a month of lying shysters selling bullshit by the ton .This so called election. I listen to the spouting's of the elites who wish to rule. I am stumped to see any difference between the lot of them.Put them all in a room ,cover  them  with a bag of flour listen to what they say, you will not tell labor from Tory.



The only interest who gets a say here is the one giving the greedy arseholes money,is this good for the country? Pandering to those with enough money to buy influence from the corrupt? The only way to get a government for the whole country is for the bills to be paid by the  whole country.THEN WE MAY SEE SOME FAIRNESS IN TAX AND EDUCATION,HEALTH AND EMPLOYMENT.Good luck trying to get this,more chance of a bull having a litter of calves from a dolphin/ unicorn/ fairy .

Qatari diplomat 'smoking' causes US plane scare | World news | The Guardian

Qatari diplomat 'smoking' causes US plane scare World news The Guardian

Tuesday, 6 April 2010

A big disapointment and scary science 21st century style

II was just thinking how well I was looking. Considering that I am getting on a bit, a real hansom fellow really, and then I got the new glasses. The illusion was smashed to atoms.


Stuff the optician!! I was happy living in a world where I had no wrinkles, grey hair and yellow teeth. But this would explain why I have been chatting up so many ladies who turned out to be lesbians, a heterosexual red blooded female would never brush a looker like me off.

I also read a blog by the woman who plays Mrs.Doyle in Fr.Ted, She was saying her friend confused eggs for a dairy product. She thought this was funny, but I think this is understandable.

I saw an item on Wakypedia about genetic manipulation and modification. Did you know that in a lab in Monaghan Town, County Monaghan, Ireland, scientist have been researching putting bovine d.n.a into chickens? The idea being to cut down on plastics used to make individual servings of milk and cream. Just think about it you get your beverage tea or coffee. Instead of a pot of milk or cream with a pull of lid you have a self contained egg that you just crack over your drink to add milk.

The result,is known as the west “Monaghan milking chicken”. I know this sounds like more Frankenstein food scare stories, but it was a published paper so it must be true. The article gave a lot of detail of how a side effect of the mixing was to increases the chicken’s size to that of a large goat. Also the birds had large teeth that they used to fight with each other and bite the people who feed and clean them. The solution is as horrible as can only be imagined by a Daily Mail reader; vets smash them out with ball peine hammers. The cruel swine do this with out giving any pain relief to the milking chickens just to save money. This money was then spent on drink and drugs to assuage the guilt felt by these people.

I did read a Face book group was being formed but it had to wait until the locals had come back from the shops as the needed more pitch forks and those long sticks with burning ends that they use to light the way to where ever they have to get to day or night.