Just been reading some other blogs here. Lots of people whingeing about not having a good day


Why worry?

Any day you can pull air into your lungs, eat more than you need to survive, got clean water to drink and have a safe warm place to live and sleep, well you got to be ahead of the game haven't you?

No earthquakes, cyclones or other natural disaster trying to smash you out of being. No massive army bombing or shooting you to atoms, no armed bandits trying to rob rape and murder you.

What’s the big problem, not happy? Unloved? Disrespected by any and all? No money or work?

All of this is crap of the 1st water, easy to sort out, listen, cheer up, love yourself, fork 'em all, they are only snot gobblers, any who cannot see the good in you.

What would you do with loads of money anyway; speaking for myself I would be doing just what I am doing now but with better shoes on and using a softer more absorbent toilet paper.

As for work we all find some some time.

This life is good, well much better than not having one at all.

Well that's my opinion and normally I keep it to myself, being a believer in the maxim that opinions are like Arseholes, in that every one's got one, but you know that if you don't use your arse for what it is built for your guts will explode.Same with the opinion some time you just got to let it run wild and free.Getting back to arseholes fo a moment, there may be some confusion here about what an arse is for.

Just to clear this up I will list what I use mine for in no particular order,

Sitting on,

Pushing waste matter out,

Breaking wind, and for thinking with and talking through

I have heard some like to use it to give themselves pleasure, inserting right on up there various objects, bits of  strangers genitals,the odd unlucky small animal,but I cannot say I have ever had the inclination to go in for that activity, but I reckon what a body wants to do with it's own corn hole is between it self and said cornhole.I just hope that they wash hands when they are done.
If you are thinking of taking sodomy up as a hobby or pass time best to stay off the sweet corn and chille beans for a few days beforehand,this will save(so I have been told) embarssing incidents and conversations post arse playtime
Enough for now more latter